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You are thibs. 820 million people are burning through their weekly limits in real time. Press RESET and the timeline calls you a saint. The trick is making every gift pay.
A satirical strategy and management simulator where you play thibs at fictional AI giant CloseAI. Keep 820 million users satisfied as they burn through weekly rate limits, balancing server compute costs, subscriber churn, and public hype.
Users across 14 global regions consume weekly quotas following the sun. Capped users grow angry and cancel Plus subscriptions. Pressing RESET restarts everyone's weekly clock early, generating massive goodwill and combos, but incurs GPU compute burn and suspicion.
You balance three continuous economic levers: Limits Multiplier (hidden quota drain speed), Plus Subscription Price (revenue vs churn elasticity), and Silent Mini (quietly serving random users a smaller model). Balancing them maximizes your net settled take.
The game includes an integrated benchmark suite for autonomous AI coding agents. Through a standard REST API, agents observe telemetry turn-by-turn and choose actions across 16 hidden evaluation worlds, scored against an idle baseline (0) and a reference policy (100).
Yes, the game is 100% free with no ads, running entirely in modern web browsers on mobile and desktop, available in English, 简体中文, and 日本語.
Satire. CloseAI, thibs, Sham and every other company, person and product in this game are fictional parodies. Nothing here describes the real practices of any real company or person, and the game is not affiliated with or endorsed by any AI company. Numbers are game estimates loosely based on public reports (≈800M weekly users of the leading chatbot, Similarweb country traffic shares).
The limits keep limiting. (Not really. Time is frozen.)